Trump Might Regret Becoming President

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  • Publicerades den 6 mar 2019
  • For a self-described ‘innocent’ person, the President sure has an aversion to being investigated.
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  • NekoPrankster218
    NekoPrankster218 18 timmar sedan

    I looked away from the screen for one second and then come back to those horrific faces around the 3 minute mark. I have never seen Stephen look so different, they were terrifying. Put your glasses back on, it isn’t right!

  • mart nor
    mart nor Dag sedan

    Why did they never do this to Hilary that's my question she has way more skeletons in her closet

  • Michael Draheim
    Michael Draheim 2 dagar sedan +1

    The rest of us have regretted it for years.

  • omri amar
    omri amar 2 dagar sedan

    Trump needs to be president, a crazy president to a crazy country

  • Timothy Kwong
    Timothy Kwong 2 dagar sedan

    Does anyone know if Trump smokes CRACK?????

  • Steve Taxpayer
    Steve Taxpayer 3 dagar sedan

    Trump may regret becoming President but tax paying American workers are happy he became President.

  • Florence Poni
    Florence Poni 3 dagar sedan +1

    Does he actually go back and watch himself otherwise he would notice how crazy he sounds and looks 😂😂 😂😆

  • J Adams
    J Adams 3 dagar sedan

    Liars

  • stein1385
    stein1385 3 dagar sedan

    HA!

  • mine own
    mine own 3 dagar sedan

    Finally got his finger on the pulse of the people. Eugh, guess where his hand goes next.

  • tally bee
    tally bee 4 dagar sedan

    Since the midterm, he had no campaigns, I guess he got the message

  • Robert Fulton
    Robert Fulton 4 dagar sedan +1

    U....NEED. TO. BE. ...BE...HEADED. ..AND. KICK. THE. THING. AROUND. ...LIKE. A. FOOT....BALL... FAGGETTTT

  • Assozial Network
    Assozial Network 4 dagar sedan

    who of all the 39.523 "likers" in here are American? For you I´ve got a question. What exactly have you done so far to make him regret (I mean but liking nonsense on youtube)? I´m looking forward to your, for sure exciting, answers.

  • Donald J. Trump _
    Donald J. Trump _ 5 dagar sedan

    No regrets.

  • Mickael Roluti
    Mickael Roluti 5 dagar sedan

    He almost looks like he's going to cry. At 5:50.

  • Mickael Roluti
    Mickael Roluti 5 dagar sedan

    And if you order now you'll get a crushed velvet poster of Elvis Presley It's slices and dices chop grinds and peels.

  • Bob Will
    Bob Will 5 dagar sedan

    Colbert looks like a Christmas elf

  • Mark Pemberton
    Mark Pemberton 5 dagar sedan

    Stephen's hands are so much bigger and more masculine than trumps lol.

  • bob roberts
    bob roberts 6 dagar sedan

    this would be FAR more humorous if it were about another country...................say, like - Hell...

  • Sini Mäkinen
    Sini Mäkinen 6 dagar sedan

    Yea... Trump is US perident.... WHY O WHY are the armerican people so stupid they ellected that glown in the office?

  • Delia D.
    Delia D. 6 dagar sedan

    Stephen had me dying with his Donald impersonation. 🤣😂😆😂

  • Monica Garcia
    Monica Garcia 7 dagar sedan

    love you Stephen

  • Jesse Munson
    Jesse Munson 7 dagar sedan

    "I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching-Chong Ding-D*ng Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or whatever" ~ Stephen Colbert / #CancelColbert

  • William Stumpff
    William Stumpff 7 dagar sedan

    YEEEEE

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails 7 dagar sedan

    Give me your tired, your poor, and some cheeseburgers pleaz topped with some steapping hot chocolate for all to clean up be-hind me, wa wa

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails 7 dagar sedan

    Well shoot a hole in my brain and pull out that tapeworm from long island sw disgusting jerkoffs dickheads or poopoo heads as I call them.

  • Lofts Sympatico
    Lofts Sympatico 7 dagar sedan

    Damn! I kept TRYING to re-LIKE this..... so frustrating................. . ;-)

  • Satya Persaud
    Satya Persaud 8 dagar sedan

    Stephen is totally on fire during this skit! Love!

  • Beatriz Monteiro
    Beatriz Monteiro 8 dagar sedan

    LOL!!!!

  • Michelle McMiken
    Michelle McMiken 8 dagar sedan

    The ugliest face that Stephen makes in this video is still 100 times prettier than Trump.

    • Michelle McMiken
      Michelle McMiken 8 dagar sedan

      +Gaston Gourmand The only colour that suits Trump is felon-orange. Correct me if I'm wrong... hahahahaha

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan +1

      No. You're up all night 'til the sun! You're up all night to get some! You're up all night for good fun! You're up all night to get lucky!

  • Sloan Osborne
    Sloan Osborne 9 dagar sedan

    One of the best monologues😂

  • Christian Scott
    Christian Scott 9 dagar sedan

    Trump is never going to regret becoming president more than the Americans that voted Him in!

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. Like the legend of the phoenix, all ends with beginnings! What keeps the planet spinning, ah! The force from love beginning!

  • Andrew Puchala
    Andrew Puchala 9 dagar sedan

    Dear God, Stephen. Don't EVER do that again! Way freaky.

  • marlonious
    marlonious 9 dagar sedan

    IN. TEARS loool

  • Ellie MM
    Ellie MM 9 dagar sedan

    Don't tell me......don't tell me.
    Trumps in big trouble, and it's the beginning of the end...……...again. So much trouble. So much.
    But I will give you credit for 02:55.... that was pretty hilarious.

  • Stewart Godwin
    Stewart Godwin 9 dagar sedan

    Thanks Steven for my daily laugh, I love your work. We could do with this level of comedy down under.

  • j g
    j g 9 dagar sedan

    Trump didn't win the popular vote; he was selected, as usual. What's your problem, Shillo?

  • Connie Wolf
    Connie Wolf 9 dagar sedan

    He probably already does.....

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long! If you're going my way, I wanna drive it all night long!

  • Southseas Princess
    Southseas Princess 9 dagar sedan

    TRUMP WILL NEVER BE REMOVED, ASSASSINATED, OR IMPEACHED. THAT'S HOW DEMONS ARE. THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. JERK YOURSELVES OFF AND YOUR BRAINS WILL BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

  • Ines Jeffre
    Ines Jeffre 10 dagar sedan

    Brilliant!

  • aske Visholm
    aske Visholm 10 dagar sedan +1

    Its a sad day on earth when you laugh at politicians, and turn to comidians for politics.
    Anyhow, thank you for the good work Stephen! 😅

  • Wie b l
    Wie b l 10 dagar sedan +1

    Stephen certainly loves saying his own name, i think he gets an orgasm whenever he announce it. Is he afraid that people might forget? Or that no one knows that it is HIS show? Or he needs the self-affirmation so that he can function?

  • Bunnymoon Events
    Bunnymoon Events 10 dagar sedan

    My rabbits are laughing.

  • Mehrdad Parthian
    Mehrdad Parthian 10 dagar sedan

    trump would make the Best supervillain by far , they just have to have some people write his character based on his "normal" activities daily !

  • salas7146
    salas7146 10 dagar sedan

    Donald Trump is very guilty locked her up already

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. Baby, when you look up at the sky, we'll be shooting stars just passing by! You'll be coming home with me tonight, and we'll be burning up like neon lights!

  • salas7146
    salas7146 10 dagar sedan

    Robert Muller should do a lie detector to Donald Trump because his a big fat liar and criminal

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. You're putting your defenses out, 'cause you don't wanna fall in love! If you ever did that, I think you'd have a heart attaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

  • George B. Wolffsohn
    George B. Wolffsohn 10 dagar sedan

    The house and Senate committees on intelligence had to resort to the use of scanning electron microscope to find any intelligence at all.

  • Censo MH
    Censo MH 10 dagar sedan +1

    2:54 good one colbert. This one reminds me of Rudy Guliani UP TO HIS ASS on crack, and for the life of me I dunno why! (And the fucked up thing is that this happened at the 2016 RNC jajaja)

  • En Ming Hee
    En Ming Hee 11 dagar sedan +2

    Colbert's Trump impression echoes Danny DeVito as Penguin.

  • Phil Lewis
    Phil Lewis 11 dagar sedan

    "I am not a crook!"

  • Steven C
    Steven C 11 dagar sedan +1

    Is this actually funny. Bad impersonations. People are only laughing because he's talking about Trump, not because Stevie is that funny.

  • Steven Farmer
    Steven Farmer 11 dagar sedan

    There is no MIGHT about it Stephen Colbert...

  • GnarlyKicks
    GnarlyKicks 11 dagar sedan

    LOL I love when Stephen gets SAVAGE LOL

  • George B. Wolffsohn
    George B. Wolffsohn 11 dagar sedan

    Yeah, Donnie. The witch hunt continues . . .
    catching more witches.
    And the coven leader is next.

  • Daneen Castro
    Daneen Castro 11 dagar sedan

    God I love you Stephen Colbert. You make me laugh so hard my tummy hurts. I miss you when you're gone on the weekends.

  • Mark O'Hara
    Mark O'Hara 11 dagar sedan

    that's one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

  • Benjamin Park
    Benjamin Park 11 dagar sedan +1

    All this Trump bashing got really boring about a year ago.

  • Artur A
    Artur A 11 dagar sedan

    I miss Obama

  • Zeek M
    Zeek M 11 dagar sedan +1

    Colbert, I will make you regret so much as being born.
    You are a festering scab.

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook 11 dagar sedan

    JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. 5. Five days to go to the Ides of March and panic has set in in the White House . Shredding machines are now working for 24 hours a day making piles of waste paper. When is garbage collection day at the White House ? The resident is getting ready to decamp to Argentina. Oh I forgot I now refer to the Big Swamp Rat as the White House resident or just resident. I used to call the tub of fetid flesh the small p president. But I nearly puked my heart up calling him that . So resident it is .
    Getting back to the Ides the night of the long blades is getting closer . Watch out Donnie . Remember what happened to Julius . Oh that’s right you were hopeless at history. Spelling maths English PE well everything really. In fact you came last in every class you were in .

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      +Gloria Cook Am I wrong, for thinking that we could be something for real? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh! Now am I wrong, for trying to wish the things that I can't see? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah! But that's just how I feel! Ooooooh! That's just how I feeel! Ooooh!

    • Gloria Cook
      Gloria Cook 8 dagar sedan

      Gaston Gourmand JohnCook. Am I wrong in thinking that you ,like Trump ,are a wanker ?

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      +Gloria Cook But you love me! Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart! Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart! 'Cause it's the only I got!

    • Gloria Cook
      Gloria Cook 8 dagar sedan

      Gaston Gourmand you will have to take your hands off your 3 inches of unemployed uselessness .

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      You love Trump! Now can you blow my whistle, baby? Whistle, baby? Let me know! Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow! You just put your lips together and you come real close! Can you blow my whistle, baby? Whistle, baby? Here we go!

  • A.Frank Blunt
    A.Frank Blunt 11 dagar sedan

    2000 dickhead Trumpty Dumbty puppets disliked the video 😂

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. You love Trump. I'm a beast when you turn me on! Into the future, cybertron! Harder, faster, better, stronger! Text the ladies extra longer!

  • MD 2017
    MD 2017 11 dagar sedan

    "Rattlesnakes on a chicken! YIKES! " Excellent lol.

  • Daniel Meadows
    Daniel Meadows 11 dagar sedan +1

    They give morons like Stephen Colbert a show and then wonder why our nation is so messed up? Trump hasn’t done anything that oBama didn’t do,but you praised him.
    Idiots!

  • Gary Young
    Gary Young 11 dagar sedan

    "Eric was so excited to get mail..." Lol

  • Gary Wheeler
    Gary Wheeler 11 dagar sedan

    Did they test that flag for bodily fluids?

  • Vicki Ross Tudor
    Vicki Ross Tudor 11 dagar sedan +1

    I literally died of laughter watching this LMAO! Stephen, you're a comedy legend!

  • Caetano Pacheco
    Caetano Pacheco 12 dagar sedan

    I think Trump is now impersonating Stephen impersonating Trump.

  • In the basket of deplorables
    In the basket of deplorables 12 dagar sedan +1

    Let's say Trump became a president because Obama made fun of him. I don't think that he regrets it. He is still doing a great job, so... Keep on whining.

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai 12 dagar sedan

    When did the President start to become like Gollum?
    And what is "probably ... with absolute certainty"? Those are contradictory statements.

  • vindictivevillain
    vindictivevillain 12 dagar sedan

    he already regretted it when he won. look at the footage.

  • Shikhar Adholia
    Shikhar Adholia 12 dagar sedan +1

    Trump will win again.

  • Shubham Tripathi
    Shubham Tripathi 12 dagar sedan

    Hilarious!

  • EDVARD ARMANDO DELGADO DELGADO

    wrong. you sent it to Michael Jackson again.

  • joyce russell
    joyce russell 12 dagar sedan

    Stephen is brutal.... I love it!

  • Ramon Ibarra
    Ramon Ibarra 12 dagar sedan

    In prison yet why isn't Trump and his accomplices

  • Gary Mingy
    Gary Mingy 12 dagar sedan

    This is very good , I'm laughing and I seen it all ready , ivlaughedvtoo hard first pass , to sop up all the comedy gravy...

  • Jerry Mays
    Jerry Mays 12 dagar sedan +2

    Wow isn't this sweet,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,that's so stupid, Praise the Lord for our President,I prayed for the Lord to protect us from these idiots,He did now I pray the Lord will take care of you idiots!

  • bm packer
    bm packer 12 dagar sedan

    Cheeto is very good at projection.

  • Jenn smith
    Jenn smith 12 dagar sedan

    Isn't it about time democrats stopped blaming Trump when the democrats ran the worst candidate on the planet?
    now they're about to make the same mistake in 2020.

  • dadzilla
    dadzilla 12 dagar sedan

    When Trump says he accomplished more than any other administration blah, blah, blah......he'd directing that at Obama. Not the other administrations. He can't call out Obama by name, because that will make it TOO obvious. So he has to say "any other administration"

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. You love Trump. Yellow diamonds in a line! As we're standing siiiiide by side! As your shadow crosses mine! What it takes to come aliiiiiiiiiive! It's the way you're feeling, you just can't denyyyyyy! But you gotta let it go!

  • dadzilla
    dadzilla 12 dagar sedan

    Trump doesn't want to be President, and never really wanted to be President. I believe the ONLY reason he is willing to run for re-election is because he doesn't want to end up as a 1 term President. Because if that happens, he will realize that's 1 (MORE) thing that Obama has over him. And he can't live with that.

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. Trump is awesome. Shine bright like a diamond! Shine bright like a diamond! Shine bright, tonight! You and I! We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky! Eye to eye, so alive! We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky! Shine bright like a diamond! Ooh whoa oh oh! Shine bright like a diamond! Ooh whoa oh oh!

  • Emancipated Host
    Emancipated Host 12 dagar sedan

    This was the funniest segment I've seen in a loooooooong time LOL

  • zoe 4494
    zoe 4494 12 dagar sedan

    Lmao

  • Corne Lion
    Corne Lion 12 dagar sedan

    It this trump funny show...? try something like before.....

  • Jennifer Johnson
    Jennifer Johnson 12 dagar sedan

    Stepben ain't right!!I I laughed so damn hard I was crying and almost choked inhaling a lays potato chip!!!😂😂🖒❤💯👏👏👏

  • Pink Poodle Crafts
    Pink Poodle Crafts 12 dagar sedan +2

    Trumps under eye bags have gotten so big, they look like big whitish-blue pillows to rest his bottom eyelashes on.

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      But you love Trump. I need a one dance! Got the Hennessy in my hand! One more time 'fore I go! Higher powers taking a hold on me!

  • L *
    L * 12 dagar sedan

    Stephen man....You’re getting better and better. 😊

  • Daniel Rinckey
    Daniel Rinckey 12 dagar sedan

    I think Stephen's trump impression is trying to break loose 😂

  • Teressa G
    Teressa G 12 dagar sedan +1

    Trump needs to have a heart attack. Bye Felicia!

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No, hello Teressa. Trump is your favorite president. You're putting your defenses out, 'cause you don't wanna fall in love! If you ever did that, I think you'd have a heart attaaaaaaaaaaaack!

  • NoseyPeak
    NoseyPeak 12 dagar sedan

    34 on trending

  • Virginia O'Flaherty
    Virginia O'Flaherty 12 dagar sedan

    Like Colbert's new suit

  • dsatt57
    dsatt57 12 dagar sedan

    Stephen, you are smokin!

  • Pigeonhed
    Pigeonhed 12 dagar sedan

    Colbert and Stewart are national treasures!

  • kutub mesiwala
    kutub mesiwala 12 dagar sedan

    Hannity is all but insanity

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      Hannity is awesome. See I been waiting all day for you to call me baby! So let's get up, let's get on it! Don't you leave me brokenhearted tonight!

  • Rob Schoufour
    Rob Schoufour 12 dagar sedan +1

    WHAT NO TRUMP ? You won't have a dialogue idiot

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 8 dagar sedan +1

      Gaston Gourmand
      ???

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      +Mary Rose Kent No. Been a long time since you came around! Been a long time, but you're back in town! This time I'm not leaving without you!

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 12 dagar sedan

      Rob Schoufour
      A dialogue involves at least two people. When it’s only one person it’s known as a *monologue.* Who’s the idiot here?

  • Aaron Banks
    Aaron Banks 12 dagar sedan +1

    This guy is only a Trump basher now. What happened to Russia?

  • Albert Bremner
    Albert Bremner 12 dagar sedan

    Crickey.... he's gone fulll on bug eyed troLL

  • theL81Again
    theL81Again 12 dagar sedan +1

    I’m tired of hearing Drumpf WHINE about “Crooked Hillary.” Come up with new material! His life and that moronic speech at CPAC are in perpetual flashback.

    • Gaston Gourmand
      Gaston Gourmand 8 dagar sedan

      No. You love Trump. Grips on your waist! Front way, back way! You know that I don't play! Streets not safe, but you never run away, even when you're away! Ot, ot, there's never much love when you go ot! You pray to make it back in one piece! You pray, you pray!

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 13 dagar sedan

    He needs a better fitting suit

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 13 dagar sedan

    You cant wear a shirt that covers up your watch!!!! Thats a wardrobe crime!!!